A Slightly Disappointing Start
It had been my intention to break the blogging ice, as it were, with a rather splendid picture of a piece of toast with the word arse on it made out of alphabetti spaghetti that I made today. Sadly my phone seems incapable of sending the photo via email and so you will just have to wonder at the sheer mirth you could have been experiencing now.
Creating works of profanity via the medium of spaghetti (or swearghetti as i'm now calling it) is not as easy as you might think. The manufacturers seem to have removed letters such as K and U which makes some of the more exotic swear words difficult to create without a bit of DIY on some of the existing letters - and frankly when you've paid for the tin it seems a bit much to be expected to carve new letters to meet your own alphabetti needs. I could go on........
Creating works of profanity via the medium of spaghetti (or swearghetti as i'm now calling it) is not as easy as you might think. The manufacturers seem to have removed letters such as K and U which makes some of the more exotic swear words difficult to create without a bit of DIY on some of the existing letters - and frankly when you've paid for the tin it seems a bit much to be expected to carve new letters to meet your own alphabetti needs. I could go on........
posted by Richard Bassinder at 6:25 AM
4 Comments:
After all your "you sad loser" mocking of me yesterday it's nice to see you realise I'm right in the end...
Ooo... Ooo... add me to the list of sad losers!
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And it looked like a pretty good start to me.
I think the literacy potential of alphabetti spaghetti is limitless and may hire you to come and teach some of my less academic kids how to spell. Of course you'd have to promise to avoid words which would cause me to hit you! Becks x
More, more. Where's the next installment?
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